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Dear Nelson DeMille Fan,

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While you’re online, please also check out our Gate Photo Contest, where we ask you to take a photo of the cover of The Gate House with your favorite gate.

Looking forward to viewing your questions.

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Newsletter 10/08

Since my last Newsletter, the financial markets have been in crisis, and Congress has approved a $700 billion bailout. An important earmark in this bill is the Bestselling Author’s Relief Fund (BARF), which I heartily support. So, please write your congressional representatives and thank them if they voted for BARF. If they didn’t, then reprimand them for not sending your tax money to bestselling authors who made some bad investments. I’m waiting for my bailout check.

Actually, books sell well in hard economic times — or at least, that is the conventional wisdom in the publishing industry. The theory is that people tend to stay home and read more since they don’t go out to dinner or sporting events, and so forth. This actually did happen after the Crash of 1987 and in earlier tough times. So, if you’re looking for an escape from the bad news and the presidential campaign, turn off the TV and radio, burn the newspaper in the grill, and buy a book.

As I said in my last Newsletter, my latest novel, The Gate House, will be released in hardcover tomorrow, October 28thThe Gate House is a sequel to The Gold Coast, which has just been reissued in mass market paperback and the larger trade paperback edition. Both these stories, The Gate House and The Gold Coast are excellent escapist reading, and their themes of money, greed, seduction, betrayal and murder are very timely.

On the last weekend in September, I attended the Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) convention, which was held in Mobile, Alabama. Independent bookstores all over the country are struggling to survive the tough competition from chains and online retailers. The men and women who own and run these stores are a dedicated and knowledgeable group of people who truly love books, and I felt honored to be invited. You probably get a lot of your books online or in a chain bookstore, but if you have an independent bookstore in your area, give them some of your business too.

Also, if you happen to be watching “The View” this Thursday, October 30th, they’ll be giving a copy of The Gate House to everyone in the studio audience. The audience will be told that they’re getting a fifty-acre Gold Coast estate, so when they get a book instead, they’ll be really surprised, and you can watch them get a big laugh at the joke.

I’ve just launched the redesign of my website with new bells & whistles. Be sure to check back regularly, as there will be contests and a video Q&A in the weeks to come.

Okay, this is my last Newsletter until sometime after the election and before Thanksgiving. Remember to stop at a bookstore on your way to or from the polling place. In the last chapter of The Gate House I predict the winner of the 2008 presidential election, and you’ll want to see if I’m right.

Enjoy this beautiful fall season.

Best Regards,
Nelson DeMille

Newsletter 11/08

First, thanks to all of you, The Gate House has debuted on the New York Times bestseller list at #1. And thanks to me, too, for writing such a great book. The Gate House has also appeared at #1 on other national and regional bestseller lists, so this isn’t a fluke.

I’ve received thousands of emails through my website mailbox, and I wish I could respond to all of them, especially the snarky ones, but it’s not humanly possible, so, this Newsletter has to suffice.

For those who wrote me that they didn’t like The Gate House, sorry, but you were in a distinct minority. The main negative complaint was that the book went on too long. The most common praise was that it went too quickly. So, there you are.

Most of The Gate House reviews in newspapers and magazines were excellent, but one or two were lukewarm, and those reviewers are not getting invited to my annual Salute to Book Reviewers, which I host on a private yacht in the Caribbean every January. I hope they get the message. The most idiotic review I received was written by Charles Taylor in Newsday, which is my local newspaper. You need to read this review to appreciate what John Updike meant when he said, “Reviewers are like pigs at the pastry cart.” Mr. Taylor’s very weird review can be read by going to the Newsday website, click here.

A confession: I once met Charles Taylor at a fundraiser for Talentless Book Reviewers (he was the honoree), and when he got up to receive his award I ate his pork chop. So, maybe that explains the bad review.

I get a lot of questions in my website mailbox and most of them could be answered by perusing my website. You can also read my old Newsletters in the archives. The most frequently asked question is: Are you bringing back John Corey? Yes, in my next book which is a sequel to The Lion’s Game. This book is only four chapters long, but they are loooong chapters.

Recently I was blogging on Barnes & Noble Center Stage. Click here to view.

I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who came to my book signings in the tri-state New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut area. You were all terrific, and I hope you enjoyed the evening as much as I did.

I had a book signing at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, something I’ve never done before, and it was fun. This was a joint signing with my Grand Central Publishing colleague, David Baldacci, whose new book, Divine Justice, will also be a #1 New York Times bestseller. David was fun to be with, and the folks at Foxwoods were wonderful hosts, and the attendees were terrific, especially those who came directly from the cocktail lounge. It’s not every book signing where you can drink, gamble, and smoke. Don’t get me wrong — I love bookstores, but, well, there are no blackjack tables or bars in most bookstores. But maybe that’s just as well; I left a few hundred dollars with the house before my wife pulled me out of there.

In the spirit of giving thanks, it is forty years this month since I returned from Vietnam, and I count every day as a blessing and a gift. Someday I’ll write about my homecoming, but in the meantime please pray for our men and women stationed in combat zones around the world as the holiday season approaches.

I wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving, filled with family, friends, peace and love.

Best regards,
Nelson DeMille

Newsletter 12/08

Again, thanks to everyone who put The Gate House on bestseller lists all over the country. The book continues to sell very well, and many people tell me they are buying multiple copies to give as holiday gifts. This is an excellent idea; books are a wonderful, relatively inexpensive and thoughtful gift. People especially enjoy an autographed copy, so if you haven’t been able to get to one of my booksignings, you have my permission to sign my name on gift books — or your own book for that matter. And add a nice inscription. Just spell my name right, and don’t make any grammatical or spelling errors in the inscription. Thanks.

On the subject of signed books, I’d like to thank all the people who came out to my booksignings. You were all terrific, laughed in the right places during my talk, asked great questions, waited patiently in line to get your books signed, and some of you even brought gifts. Authors only see their fans if they do booksignings, and I look forward to these occasions. I’m always impressed with the people who read my books, and this reminds me of why I write, and it connects me to the people for whom I am writing.

No news on the movie front except that my agent is getting a lot of calls from Hollywood about The Gate House, and also about The Gold Coast, the movie rights to which are already owned by Bregman Productions. So, we’re trying to put together a co-production deal for both books to see if we can get them both on the silver screen, sort of like Godfather and Godfather II. The major obstacle seems to be my insistence that I play the role of John Sutter.

I’ll keep you updated on the progress of those projects as well as my other Hollywood projects.

Meanwhile, my agent has gotten an offer from the New York City Ballet to turn my John Corey books into ballet performances. (I’m having trouble picturing John Corey in tights, but Kate Mayfield in a tutu might be interesting.) Anyway, these books would be interpreted through dance — the dancers don’t talk much — and this would eliminate most of the obscenities. But maybe Corey could flip the bird now and then. I need to think about this.

The Gate House has generated thousands of emails through my website, and once again I am overwhelmed with your warm and flattering comments. My mother drummed into me the concept that I had an obligation to answer every piece of mail I received, but this was before email, and I’m not sure what Mom or Emily Post would advise today. My publisher advises me to start writing my next book, and so I have. I’m having fun with the new John Corey, and I’ll keep everyone posted on my progress and the likely publication date.

Meanwhile, if you’re looking for a good read, I can suggest some terrific books by great authors, starting with me. Here are my previous books in the order they were published: By the Rivers of BabylonMaydayCathedralThe Talbot OdysseyWord of HonorThe Charm SchoolThe Gold CoastThe General’s DaughterSpencervillePlum IslandThe Lion’s GameUp CountryNight FallWild Fire.

These books, now in paperback, make great stocking stuffers. Or, buy them all and give them as gifts in a box as The Complete Works of Nelson DeMille. Don’t forget to autograph them.

I’ll get back to you on the other books and authors that I recommend.

The holidays are upon us, and I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Happy Kwanza, and a New Year filled with peace, love, good health, and all good things. And don’t forget our men and women serving overseas and in military hospitals, and keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

Nelson DeMille

Newsletter 04/09

This is my first Newsletter since December, and I’ve spent the last three months writing the sequel to The Lion’s Game. I have no title for the book as yet, so I call it Lion’s Game II. LG II is coming along and I’m enjoying revisiting my old characters — John Corey, Kate Mayfield, the agents and bosses at the Anti-Terrorist Task Force, and Corey’s old nemesis, Asad Khalil, aka, The Lion. Khalil is nastier than ever, and he’s back in the U.S. to settle some old scores from The Lion’s Game. The first score he intends to settle is with John and Kate. This publication of LG II is scheduled for June 2010, in time for Father’s Day.

More publishing news: The Gate House sold very well, and it was listed by Publisher’s Weekly as the #15 bestselling novel of 2008. I want to thank all my readers who bought this book and made it such a big bestseller. And I congratulate all the authors who had the first 14 bestselling novels, and I wish them continued success. Actually, I wish they’d retire, but I don’t want to sound petty.

The paperback edition of The Gate House is scheduled for publication in November, and if you liked the hardcover edition, you’ll like the paperback even more because it’s cheaper. Also included in the paperback of The Gate House will be Chapter One of Lion’s Game II at the end of the book. So, for this reason alone, it’s worth buying The Gate House again.

More publishing news: The last John Corey book was Wild Fire, which is still available in mass market paperback. But this fall, Wild Fire will be available in the larger, trade paperback edition, and included in this larger paperback will also be Chapter One of Lion’s Game II, plus a new author’s foreword.

To recap: Chapter One of my work in progress, which is Lion’s Game II, will be available this fall in a) the paperback edition of The Gate House, b) the trade paperback edition of Wild Fire.

Moving right along to movie news: The producers of The Gold Coast are about to sign a major star to play the part of Don Frank Bellarosa. I have been sworn to secrecy until the deal is done and the name is made public, but I can say that this is one of the best actors in Hollywood, and someone who is perfect for the role. When this actor commits, the rest of the cast should fall into place very quickly. I’ll put out a Newsletter when this is a done deal.

I’ve received a rather nice check from BARF — the Bestselling Author’s Relief Fund — which I deposited into a bank that failed. The FDIC — Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation — sent me a check to cover this loss, which I invested with a brokerage house that also failed. The Treasury Department sent me a bailout check to cover my lost investment, and I sent this check to the I.R.S. to help cover my April 15 taxes. The I.R.S. has just notified me that my Treasury Department check bounced. I think we have a problem.

I hope everyone had a happy and joyous Easter and Passover season. Happy Spring!

Newsletter 08/09

I hope everyone is having a wonderful summer despite the weird weather patterns around most of the country. Here on Long Island, we’re experiencing record rain and low temperatures, but I’m stuck in my writing room six or seven days a week this summer so I don’t care. And it’s all about me.

In my last Newsletter, I told you about the problem I had with my government check from the Bestselling Author’s Relief Fund (BARF), but since then, the government has declared me Too Big To Fail, and has sent me, in lieu of a bailout check, a note of encouragement, telling me to hang in there.

Meanwhile, I’m taking advantage of the Cash for Clunker Books program. I’ve sent the Treasury Department dozens of old books that I didn’t like (no, I won’t name the authors) along with a signed statement saying the books were clunkers. Now I think I’m supposed to buy better books, send the receipts to the government, and get a check. I’ll let you know what happens.

Back in April, I said I was working on the sequel to The Lion’s Game. I’m still working on it, and I can report that it’s a great book and a worthy successor to The Lion’s Game. I also have a title — The Lion. Short and simple, and it leaves enough room for my name in BIG letters. If you haven’t read The Lion’s Game, please do so before The Lion is published next June — in time for Father’s Day!

In April, I also mentioned that my last novel, The Gate House would be issued in paperback in November. A small change here — The Gate House will be issued in trade paperback. This is the hardcover-size paperback that so many people like because the type is bigger, and the price is smaller than the hardcover. Please look for this in November in bookstores or your favorite online book source. This trade paperback edition of The Gate House will include a preview chapter of The Lion — for free!

Also, as I mentioned, my last John Corey book, Wild Fire, will be issued this fall in the trade paperback size edition. Included in this edition will also be the preview chapter of THE LION, and John Corey’s recipe for Pigs-in-a-Blanket, space permitting.

So, to recap: the trade paperback of The Gate House and Wild Fire will be issued this fall and will include (at no extra charge) a preview chapter of The Lion. The Lion hardcover will be published in June 2010.

And now some news from Hollywood: One of my earlier, and most successful novels, The Charm School is moving closer to the big screen. Bristol Bay Productions, with Frank Marshall, as producer, have hired Ericson Core to direct The Charm School. They also have a screenplay by Frank Pearson, and they have begun casting. This is exciting news, and this is a very talented and smart team, so I know they’ll be calling me about playing one of my characters in the movie.

If you haven’t read The Charm School, it’s available in paperback, audiobook, and e-book, and you might want to cast the characters in your head, and look for a good part for me. I do alpha males really well.

There’s more news about making my books into movies, but I’ll wait for further developments, which I’ll report in my next Newsletter.

For my summer reading, I’ve received an advance copy of South of Broad by Pat Conroy, published by Random House/Nan A. Talese, and I highly recommend it. It will be released Tuesday, August 11.

For your summer reading, I recommend any of my novels, all of which (except The Gate House) are available in various paperback formats, including an edible edition. Most of my books are also available in audio and a variety of e-book formats. And for poolside reading, don’t forget that e-book devices, such as the Kindle and Sony Reader are waterproof and can be read underwater. (Kidding!)

I wish all my readers and Newsletter subscribers a wonderful summer and good summer reading.

Newsletter 11/09

I hope everyone else had a wonderful summer. I spent the whole summer, including weekends, writing. And just last week, I wrote the two most beautiful words an author can write: The End.

Yes, I am finished with the sequel to The Lion’s Game. And as I reported in my last newsletter, the title of my new book is The Lion — short and simple, and it leaves a lot of room for my name in big letters, as you can see here.

Actually, this cover was finished before I finished the book, but now it has all come together — book and cover, and even a publication date, which is June 8, 2010. That’s a long time away, but it’s worth the wait. The Lion is every bit as good as The Lion’s Game, and in many ways better. John Corey, NYPD, returns at the very top of his game, and his wife and partner, FBI Special Agent Kate Mayfield has her hands full trying to rein in her rambunctious husband as they pursue Libyan terrorist Asad Khalil who escaped their grasp in The Lion’s Game. This book is so good I actually read it myself.

The Lion will be on the shelves in time for Father’s Day, graduation, and summer vacation. It would also make a great belated Mother’s Day gift. And, of course, for the one or two million people whose birthday is June 8, what a special gift this would be — a book born on the same day as your friend or loved one.

On to other subjects: as I also mentioned in my previous newsletter, my last novel, The Gate House is now available in trade (large-size) paperback. This is a nice, easy-to-read format, and is only slightly smaller than the hardcover edition for about half the price. Included in this edition of The Gate House is Chapter One of The Lion. At no extra charge. And six months before publication date.

Also now available is the trade paperback edition of Wild Fire, the previous John Corey novel, which also includes Chapter One of The Lion.

Please look for (and buy) both these new editions at your local bookstore or from your favorite online book source. And don’t worry if you’ve already read The Gate House or Wild Fire; if you’re like me, you can’t remember what you’ve read, and it will all seem new and fresh.

As I said earlier — or did I not say? — I’m going to post Chapter One of The Lion on my website — but I’m also going to do something bold and different: I’m posting the last chapter of The Lion on my website. That’s right — I’m giving away the end. So, you can read Chapter One, and Chapter Forty-seven, then decide if you’d like to buy what comes in between. Or, you can make up your own story about what came between Chapters One and Forty-seven. Hell, it might be better than my version.

All right, just kidding — the last chapter remains a state secret. But you can read Chapter One of The Lion (to be published in June 2010) by clicking here, or in the trade paperback editions of The Gate House and Wild Fire, available now in bookstores and online retailers.

Now that I’m done with The Lion, I am joining the growing ranks of the unemployed, and to fill my days, I am re-opening my website mailbox so that my readers can email me here with their thoughts, advice, criticism, praise, or questions. I try to answer mailbox emails, but sometimes the volume is overwhelming. Still, I’d like to hear from you, and if you don’t hear back from me, write to your mother — she always responds. Kids not so much.

I like to give movie news in my newsletters, but it’s been pretty quiet since I last wrote. Basically, the books that were in development — The Charm School and The Gold Coast — remain in a holding pattern. Columbia/Sony, who own the motion picture rights to The Lion’s Game and Plum Island (both John Corey novels), have expressed an interest in revisiting these projects. Stay tuned.

Sometime after my unemployment checks run out, I will begin my next novel. As of now, I have a great title — Captain — and a really terrific cover, but I have no idea what the book is about. Sea captain? Airline captain? Army captain? Police captain? The cover is blue and gold, with my name in big red letters, and a big black question mark where the artwork should be. Publication date, according to my astrologer, will be May 17, 2011. More on this in my next Newsletter.

That’s it for this Newsletter. I want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy, healthy, and peaceful Thanksgiving. Despite the economy and the world situation, we have much to be thankful for. And please remember our troops stationed around the world in your thoughts and your prayers as you gather ’round the holiday table.

Newsletter 12/09

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I enjoy the holiday, but I wish the Pilgrims had shot a cow instead of a turkey. I mean, turkey is good for you, but steak is something to be thankful for.

One of the things I am thankful for are my great readers who consistently put my books on the bestseller list. The Gate House trade paperback edition was released on November 3, and it immediately made it to the New York Times bestseller list as well as other lists around the country. So for that I thank all of you who bought the book. I hope you enjoyed it, and I hope you also enjoyed Chapter One of The Lion, which is included in the back of The Gate House. The Lion, which is the sequel to The Lion’s Game will be published on June 8, 2010, in time for the Summer Solstice on June 21. Depending on your longitude and latitude, you can read this book by sunlight until about 8 pm — longer, if you sit on your roof — thereby helping the environment and reducing global warming by three percent.

My November Newsletter generated almost a thousand emails from my readers. I promise you, I do read every email, but it’s obviously not possible to answer each one. However, I do thank you all for writing, and for your good wishes, and your suggestions, comments, and even your criticisms which are usually helpful. Even the really dumb criticisms are interesting.

In my last Newsletter, I mentioned my next book, titled Captain, and I said I didn’t know what it was about. This generated about a hundred emails with suggestions and I picked one. Captain will be an airline disaster novel with a twist. The twist is this: the airplane never leaves the ground. It sits on the runway for six hours and no one makes an announcement to the passengers. The lavs back up, the air conditioning is not working, the galley is closed, and finally the pilots and crew sneak off the plane under cover of darkness. Then, an amateur pilot enters the cockpit. He can’t fly the aircraft, but he taxis to the highway and heads for the nearest Hooters. Happy ending.

Speaking of endings, as we all know by now, the world will end on December 21, 2012. That’s the bad news. The good news is that I will have another book out in time for Christmas 2012. It’s called “Two or Three Books to Read Before You Get Vaporized. “Originally, it was a hundred books, but…well, two or three is probably all you can read before December 21. More on this as the time approaches.

On the movie front, the big question going around is: Will Hollywood turn another DeMille book into a major motion picture before the world ends? A few years ago, I would have answered Yes! But now, as The End approaches, I’m more pessimistic about seeing one of my books on the silver screen. My agent, too, is concerned about not seeing any royalties after Doomsday. On the brighter side, we won’t have to audit the royalty statements. Or take any more meetings in L.A.

I’d like to remind everyone that a book makes a great holiday gift. The gift of a book shows thought, and it sends a message to the recipient that you think he or she is literate. Also, you’re probably not paying full cover price, but it looks like you spent about thirty bucks. And finally, if you shop early, you can read the book first, then wrap it. Just don’t sneeze on it.

Before I sign off, I’d like to ask a favor. Please forward this Newsletter to friends, family, and anyone who you think might enjoy reading this. And please urge other people to subscribe to this Newsletter. This Newsletter is free to the first half million people who sign up.

I want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, and a very Happy Hanukkah. I spent Christmas 1968 in a foxhole in Vietnam, so at this time of year my thoughts and prayers always go out to the men and women serving in hostile areas around the world. Home safe.

And Happy New Year to all.

Newsletter 04/10

This is my first Newsletter since December and I hope everyone had a good winter despite the record-breaking global warming freeze in most of the country.

I’ve just read and corrected the galley proofs of my new book, The Lion, and it’s off to the printer. The Lion will be published June 8, as scheduled, in a limited edition of one million copies which will be offered to the public on a first-come, first-served basis. In order to avoid long lines and disappointment, I suggest you pre-order your copy or copies online, or call your bookstore and ask them to reserve a copy for you. When these million copies are gone, there will be no more copies available to the public — unless the publisher goes back to press for another half million or so. But don’t take a chance on being left out — Order now while supplies last! The Lion will make a great Father’s Day gift, or a belated Mother’s Day gift. And don’t forget birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, christenings, bar mitzvahs, or relatives in prison. And if you’re like me, you like to have a heavy book in your hand when you answer the door to a solicitor or census taker. Two whacks upside the head usually gets rid of them.

I’m still working on Captain which will be published sometime in 2011. I’m about halfway through the book and I’ve figured out what it’s about. At first it was supposed to be about a long boring flight from Rome to New York. But then I decided to introduce the element of computer failure over the Atlantic. Well, as you can imagine, the flight gets interesting at that point. I’m actually flying from Rome to New York in May, so if the computer goes down I can see firsthand if I’m getting it right.

I just autographed my income tax check and like millions of other Americans I probably won’t get a thank you note from the IRS. It’s like the whole IRS is made up of my nieces and nephews.

Just to remind everyone, the prequel to The Lion, titled The Lion’s Game, will be reissued in mass market paperback on May 3, and in the larger trade paperback edition on May 19. It’s not necessary to read or reread The Lion’s Game before you read The Lion, but it’s not a bad idea either. I mean, do you really remember The Lion’s Game? I don’t, and I wrote it. This reissued edition of The Lion’s Game includes a sneak preview chapter from The Lion and also a new Author’s Introduction.

Not much new on the movie front except that the manuscript of The Lion is out with about sixty producers and studios and we’re waiting for the offers to start rolling in. I did get an offer from the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences for one million dollars if I’d stop sending manuscripts to Hollywood. My agent is negotiating.

Well, that’s about it. I hope you’re all enjoying the spring and that you’ve managed to find something to read before The Lion comes out in June, just in time for beach reading.

Newsletter 06/10

My last Newsletter was in April, so if you don’t remember a May Newsletter you are not losing your marbles. Or…did I post one in May? Let me know.

More importantly, today, Tuesday, June 8 is publication day for The Lion! Hopefully, you’ve pre-ordered your copy online or at your bookstore and you won’t have to wait in long lines or be disappointed by empty shelves. Most bookstores are limiting sales to two per customer, so bring the whole family if you want more than two copies of The Lion. Many stores will stay open late tonight to handle the crowds, but I suggest you get there early. The Lion is also available on CD in abridged and unabridged formats, and includes an interview with me, done by Scott Brick who is the narrator of the AudioBooks. Scott does a fantastic job of bringing the characters to life, so if you still like to be read to, then curl up with your Teddy and ba-ba and let Scott read to you. The interview at the end of the book is interesting and revealing, and if you play it backwards you will be shocked by what you hear. Also, The Lion is available in most e-book formats, including a cocktail table edition.

At the end of May, I went to BookExpo, the annual publishing industry gathering which was held this year in New York City at the Javits Center. When I walked into the convention hall, there were thousands of people jammed into the huge lobby, dozens of photographers, reporters, and TV news crews, all facing me. I was totally overwhelmed by this turnout, and I waved and flashed the V sign to the assembled throng, then I shouted, “Lion!,” and repeated it — “Lion, Lion, Lion!” — hoping that the crowd would take up the chant.

Then my publicist whispered in my ear, “They’re waiting for Sarah Ferguson.”

“Who?”

“The Duchess of York.”

“Huh?”

“She’s here to sign her books. She writes children’s books.”

“Really?”

My wife advised, “Let’s get a cup of coffee.”

“Where’s the bar?” I asked.

The rest of the day went better and I signed advance reading copies of The Lion, did a stage interview with Scott Brick, and went to the booth of my publisher, who does not publish the Duchess of York, and where I am appreciated.

It was a good BookExpo and there was a lot of buzz about The Lion, with many bookstore owners saying, “Nice cover.” One book wholesaler commented, “Thank God it’s shorter than your last three.”

Afterwards, my wife and I went to a party that was generously sponsored by the New York Times and I started a rumor that Sarah Ferguson and Nelson DeMille were arriving together. This got everyone moving to the front door and away from the crowded bar where I was able to get a scotch and soda.

But I digress. The Lion is on sale today and I’ve already bought my copy. There are 999,999 left. Father’s Day is June 20. Need I say more?

Hope you enjoy The Lion and hope you are enjoying the summer.